lessons learned

today, two lessons learned:

1. computer people suck and think they're all that ... fuck, i can install software too, it's not that hard!!!

2. my chinese kicks ASS!!! that's right, ASSS!!!! and to all of you (namely chinky fobs and a certain relative) who has ever said that my chinese sucks - fuck off!!! cuz ur berating of me made me berate me - i'vee been going around saying my chinese sucks, when indeed my chinese kicks butt! for someone woh came here in grade 2 and can still read/write chinese and carry on a non-technical conversation without too much problem, i fucking kick sooooooooooo many ppl's asses!!! ... and to that certain relative: ur mandarin's fine, but ur shanghainese is almost as bad as mine, and ur cantonese is actually worse than mine and makes cantonese sound disgusting and i want to puke when you speak it, AND ur english, omg, let's not even talk about ur english!!!

3. fine, not two, but three lessons learned today. ... circumcisions = OMG WHY?!?!?!?!? seriously, why would you do that to your son?!?!?! I watched two of them today, and OMG!!! WWWWHHHHYYYY!!!!! honestly!!! omg... sooooooooooo nasty and cruel!!! i mean, the doc anesthetized the babies, but omg, before anaesthetics, HOLY COW!! ... ugh... so gross.... and apparently, most ppl born in the 70s are circumsized... i'm curious now...

... i also got to 'lift' a baby today (to hand her to her mom) - i was soooooo scared of dropping her!!! AND, i got to put on a diaper today... it was funny... only cuz the baby's newly-circumsized penis was sticking right up, and i didn't wanna "smoosh" it, so i didn't know what to do, and ended up putting the diaper on backwards... (i put on jimmy's diaper when he was little... a pull-up-type of diaper, and he kept on crying... finally, his mom realized i put it on backwards... weeeee! i'm gonna be a great mother! ... die peanut die...) ... anyways, babies are a lot heavier than i thought they would be... but i didn't drop it, and i didn't drop her, and i didn't break her neck. i'm very proud of myself, haha!!!