Wednesday, May 17, 2006

escape artist

today was a bad day. it started out great. made solutions, got free lunch from mt.sinai, got JH (not me) ice cream, talked to annie on phone/msn. ... then i decided to sack all my white rats. i hate them.... i was gonna sack about 30 today, but .... one of them decided to become an escape artist. it was fucking crazy. she jumped out of her goddam cage, and i literally could NOT catch her. not cuz i was slow, but because my goddam glove was too fucking big! (i'm pissed, obviously) and her tail was too skinny. she was still pretty 'young'. ... also cuz she was small, she could fit into these tiny nooks that my stupid glvoe wouldn't fit into!!! UGH!! and so for like 10 minutes, i was trying to catch her, finally trapping her in one corner, but still not being able to get her!!!!! and she kept on biting too!!! i didn't want her to jump and bite, so i was cautious... bitign fine, jumping and biting, NOT FINE! ... anyway, after 10min, i started screamiong "HELP", but not a single bloody goddam son-of-a-bitch soul came to help me, and AT LEAST five idiots walked by (I heard doors opening/closing). ... FINALLY, i trapped her, and i went out into the hallway. luckily there was somebody there, and i ask him if he could go get someone for me. but he was willing to hlep, kinda. 'cept he asked "did you try to grab her tail" ... I was thinking "YES OF COURSE I DID! what kinda idiot do u take me for?!?!" ... but my glove was too big, so i couldn't grab onto it! UGH!!!!!!!!! FINALLY, with four hands (his and mine), we finally caught the stupid rat, and i finally chopped her head off and took out her brain. i'm gonna have fun mushing it up i tell u! ... now if only the ppl downstairs will wean my pups for me, then i'll have fun killing the rat that bit me!!!!! ... ARRGH!!! downstairs = so badly designed.

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