beach

today, we went to the beach. none of my friends came ... but a bunch of nicky's friends did. initially, i didn't like any of nicky's friends... bu ti think before, i only met the stupidest ones. cuz these ones were cool. i like alan, and john. and brita and i-can't-spell0her-name-but-nicky-likes-her-girl. anyways. the one that i do NOT like is Nat, and Eric... but today will be all about Nat. Nat is a LOSER! not just with a capital L, but with ALL capitals!!! why?! cuz he's one of those extremist christians that i absolutely HATE!!! he not only wouldn't let the girls play with the new volleyball (which was OURS btw, not his! and cuz it was new... ONLY cuz it was new, therefore white/nice... so what?! vballs are made to be played, not to be stared at!!! besides, it was a cheapass ball!!) ... anyways, but he also told the girls to wear shorts and shirt, and NO bikinis. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! I was like, holy mother fucker, i wish kat was here, and then we could strip each other!!!!! i'm sure if he's THAT christian, he's prolly anti-homosexuals too!! i put sunblock on flora today - all over her back. wonder if he liked that! hahahahaaaa!!! ... he also doesn't like his friends ot swear to in front of him - which is a nice thought, but guys who don't swear are weird (Andrew, nicky, their family in general. 'cept flora, she swears, so she's cool). i wish i knew this before he left, or i would've said fuck a million times over! hahahaaa!! u know what?! kat doesn't like it when i'm being blasaphemist (i dun even know the word!), but she's never restricted me from saying anti-religious things! so, nat, suck my imaginary dick! cuz u r one messed up kid, and i hope gay people come out after u for being such a fucking extremist loser!!! if u were brown, i'm sure the CIA/FBI would've arrested u by now and questioned ur entire family. he's prolly one of those ppl that would go to war for religious reasons. wonder if he thinks we're all gonna go to hell cuz we're not christian... well, then, hell it is i am going to!!!!

in other news, i got my jiejie's car mixed up. she has a GS300 - so FUCKING nice. yes, FUCKING nice. not just nice. but FUCKING nice. anyways... the other ones don't look as cool nor functionally as cool. and the GS ones i've seen here don't compare... i've looked inside the parked ones too!!!! ... man, so fucking nice... i want that car ... (and then my insurance premiums can go even higher from the ridiculous amts that they are now!!!!!)

i think my upper lip is burnt... need to wear lipbalm with sunblock next time!!! ... i think i got a lot darker today - YAY!!! i should go back to china now and scare the shit outta all those bleached girls back there!! fun times! i want one of those really stupid sticker tan "tattoo" things... just to see how dark i can get, and as a comparison... anyone have stickers at home that can stick to skin pretty well? i'll cut me a shape of a ... shoe ... cuz i'm mlooking at shoes right now...

(added 30min later: and gues what nat's sister's name is. YOU GUESS IT! NAT! what fucking MORONIC parents!!!! lets name our kids hte same goddam name!!! Nathaniel and Natalie. now that's retarded!!! ya, we should all name our kids with pretty much the same name to take away their individuality. just like the chinese gov't - taking away individuality from ppl. back to the LOSER now. andrew and andrea. William and Bill. Richard and Dick. that's just great. does anyone else think that his parents are a little hick-y?? if they were white, i'd say they were hicks for sure. Wonder if it ever gets confusing in their home "Nat! clean ur room!"... "but i already did"... "not u, i'm talking to your sister!" ... "but u called me!" ... "ya, but... whatever! u go clean ur room too!" ... PSYCHOS!)