this morning, on my way to the station to get downtown, i was driving comfortable in my little car, when this ugly blue souped up nasty protege cuts in front of me such that i had to brake. bastard. then, seeming like the driver was giving his passenger a blow job, the car swerves to the right, almost hitting the curb. again, i had to brake. later on, that car again swerves to the left, almost hitting the van that was in his blind spot. he braked. so, again, i had to brake. freaking bastard. at that point, i decided not to follow him anymore, no matter how slow the other cars in the left lane were going. ... i switched lanes, and somehow ended up beside him at a later point. my ponytail was then becoming annoying, so i took out the elastic band, and i hear whistling. i thought it came from outside, but then concluded that it must've come from the leehom live concert cd i was listening to. ... it didn't. it was so loud too that this old man walking by turned around to look at who/what did it. anyways. ... at the next traffic light, i was beside this stupid ugly blue car again, and looking right to see when the light is gonna turn red for them, i saw 'em outta the corner of my eye, and the blow-job driver (some stupid ugly brown idiot) was waving at me!!! so, i raised an eyebrow, rolled my eyes, and gave 'em the infamous munkee look of death. ... then the light turned and i sped away.
at the station, in this really long tunnel, where sound ECHOES, one car was trying to get past another one. he honked. the car in front didn't move. he honked again, for longer. ALL of the pedestrians, AND the ppl inside the other vehicles were all covering their ears, cuz it was fucking LOUD!!! ... so we were really really pissed off. again and again the fucking moron hokned and honked and honked. bastard. then he got out of his vehicle, and started yelling at the car in front. ya, smooth. get OUT of the protection of ur vehicle to start yelling at someone! ... anyways, i left the scene at this point, but could hear the yelling and the honking from inside the station, where the trains themselves are super loud. fun times.
conclusion: people are stupid.
in other news: corn was good at dave's. dave's an AWESOME singer! i didn't get to sing much leehom, but that's okay i guess... *sniff* ... we watched poseidon - let's NOT go on a cruise!!! and ppl who are like "nonono! i can't! no! i can't!!" in times of despair and tragedy are REALLY REALLY annoying! i say, juz leave 'em. if u dun wanna come along, then byebye, c ya, good to know ya, adios!!! anyways... then we played a really really really slow game of scrabble while watching the last emperor... which we didn't finish cuz it's like a 3.5hr movie. weird thing is, it's in english!!!
and btw, dave didn't like the ppl in shanghai either. HA! i'm not the only one!!! so for those of u who think my views of china are extreme, and think i'm being extreme when i say i don't like chinese ppl, well, kiss my ass! i'm not the only one who dun like those idiots. again, shanghai is great for TOURISTs, but to live there, given what we know of politeness, manners, respect for others, respect for property, respect period - china sux ass. and here i thought they'd show more respect to the white guy! (i'm sure he still got more respect than i did tho!!!) pffft! guess i was wrong!!! ... [i'd still go back tho. only to travel and for family. to live there, in my current financial situation - no way in fucking hell. if i was a millionaire, and living in a mansion with no mosquitoes, central a/c AND HEATING, chauffeurs to bring me everywhere, my own personal mall to go to and no association with the peasants, then okay.]
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