stupid people

why are there so many stupid people in the world?!?

Called security today... I do this all the time.

Usual conversation goes something like this:
Me: Can I please get room #### opened please?
Them: Sure, badge number?
Me: #####
Them: Ok, someone will be there in ## minutes.

Today's conversation:
Me: Can i please get room #### opened please?
Them: uh... ok. *really long pause* ...
Me: hello?
Them: Who is this??
Me: *thinking, WTF?!?!* This is __name__, badge number #####
Them: um... wait... i need to log this first. (so, it took them more than 30seconds to write down a 4-digit ROOM number?! what, is the moron writing out the words corresponding to the numbers? one-two-three-four?!)
Them: okay. Do you have a number?
Me: which number are you asking for? extension number? I already gave u my badge number.
Them: oh... can i get the number again?
Me: #####
Them: ok. i'll come now. MAKE SURE you sit RIGHT IN FRONT of the door, okay? make sure! and sit, IN FRONT of the door. got it?
Me: o... k.... *thinking, what the fuck is wrong with this retard?!?!* ...

i wait in front of the door for like 10 fucking minutes, when i COULD have been running experiments!!! finally, the idiot or whoever comes. half way down the hall (it's a REALLY long hall), he yells "are you the one that called for a door??"... next, he yells "what's your badge number???" ... YELLS! people stuck their heads out the hallway doors!!! then the more 'seasoned' security behind him said "dude, i'll get it. u just go open the door!!!! *rolls eyes*" ... OMG!!! what kinda morons do these ppl hire?!?!? geeeez! and these ppl are supposed to watch over sick children tooo?!?! time to be WORRIED!!!

second stupid person:
I was washing my blots yesterday, dumping TBST into the sinking, when all of sudden, she says "do you rinse out the sink?" ... *me thinking: uh, i'm not a janitor, nor am i ur slave. rinse out ur own goddam sink* ... so she says that everyone MUST rinse out the sink after they use it. riiight. cuz the sink is that fragile and needs to be that clean. would u like to lick it afterwards? ... i said fine, then went back to my bench and did my own thing. next thing i know, she comes over, and starts LECTURING me! she says "you must wash out the sink. otherwise, it smells. and if you have a problem, please tell me. and if i have a problem with you, i will tell u. don't email dr.S___. don't talk to dr.S___ (sake of anynomity... i can't spell). don't tell him how i work. don't tell him anything about me!!! if u have a problem, talk to me!!!" ... this whole time, another dude in the lab was right there, watching, listening, probably thinking "What the hell is going on?!" but he didn't say anything, i don't blame him, i wouldn't wanna be involved either. so anyway, i just said "ok, whatever" to get her the hell away from me. then i thought about it and realized that she was totally bullshiting. i haven't seen Dr.S___ in a month!!! (but i did see him at the end of the day, when he was doing his random walk-abouts) so when she came back from dicking around some more, I went straight up to her and said "you know what? i don't know, nor do i care in the SLIGHTEST, what is going on with you and dr.____. but I haven't seen him, nor have i talked to him in a month! so, I, DON'T, CARE!" .... THEN! she tried to patch it up by saying "oh, i was just saying that if u have a problem in the lab, u can talk to me" .... suuuure. whatever bitch. u know that everyone in the lab thinks u're a slacker right? u know that everyone thinks u're a drain on the lab, right? and guess what, we don't care. management/hr can deal with u, don't fucking bring ur problems with your sups back into the lab and take it out on us! Right now, i'd be happy if u were fired. much less drama. much less arguments with the lab tech i like. much less base-less accusations. much less bullshit!