Murphy sucks

I don't like Murphy, of Murphy's Law....

here's my day in a nutshell:
- Alarm didn't go off at all because stupid phone doesn't "remember" changes [i.e. doesn't save] when it's low on batteries. it also doesn't tell me when it's low on batteries until i'm talking to someone and then it suddenly dies. woot.
- Woke up at 8:15AM... supposed to be at school by 9AM. takes an hr to get to school, not incl. brushing teeth, putting on clothes that aren't PJs, and eating brekkie time.
- was in the car and speeding by 8:20.
- Heard that a stupid train derailed at Kennedy. decided to go to Warden
- Traffic CRAZY heading to Warden.
- 8:40AM - get to Warden station (usually, it's a 10min drive)
- Warden station parking lot FULL (it's NEVER full)
- drove around for about 10min before parking illegally at Tim Hortons
- Walked for 15min in the SLUSH to the stupid fucking station
- Cell phone officially dies when i'm talking to Andrew

I hate Newton more than Murphy cuz Newton invented calculus and gravity [yes, he INVENTED gravity], but Murphy is so much more annoying for the non-math non-high school/1st yr university common-folk.

oh, and btw. the train derailed at 1AM. and the stupid fucking thing STILL is not fixed yet, 20hours after the stupid derailment!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING IN THE TUNNELS?!?!? MINING FOR THE IRON, CASTING THE STEEL, AND THEN FINALLY REBULIDING THE ENTIRE FUCKING THING?!?!? JESUS-MOTHER-FUCKING-CHRIST HOW SLOW CAN THESE FUCKERS WORK?!?!?!?! Sometimes, i LOOOVE China cuz at least they get shit like this done quickly!