The Falafel Family

On a dark, gloomy knowledge-un-filled night, the Falafel family gathered together for dinner. Flowers and squiggles were drawn on the magical board, as well as purple arrows, dots, lines, and illegibly odd words that no one could memorize, spell, nor pronounce... except of course for Shuoma, the original.

As the post-dinner conversation rolled from the PK ABC's to hold-ur-pee-'til-u-burst stories, Dr. Shuoma shot disapproving glances at her adopted daughter, Shuoma Jr. and contemplated going back to the orphanage for a refund.

Meanwhile, Shuomo and Shuoma argued about the ever so important and earth-shattering topic of "which way does the world turn?" in amongst conversations about D-cells and the different mechanisms by which hyperglycemia could cause damage. While Shuomo insisted that Toronto got sunlight before Vancouver did, Shuoma found a website that proved the opposite. ... and unlike Wikipedia, the source of all vital and verified information, Shuomo concluded that the owner of the website Shuoma found is dumb. after a debate that concluded that Shuomo wasn't even smart enough to make the connection between Shuoma's-theory-and-website-owner-with-same-theory-who-is-dumb (just like the pity-surprise-party), Shuoma stabbed Shuomo with a star-shooting marker from the magical board!!! VIOLENCE!!!

oops, that last part was a dream. :P

Shuomo eventually left the Falafel family early to make sure she wasn't murdered/shot with a real weapon at the station her car is parked at... and the Falafel family lived merrily (and peacefully) ever after.

The End.

Conclusion: i need more sleep.