Miss Mary

I've been trying to remember the lyrics for this 80s rhyme for months! ... i think i finally got it now.

Miss Mary had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell.
Miss Mary went to heaven,
the steaboat went to HELL-O operator,
Please gimme number nine, and if you disconnect me,
I'll kick you in the BEHIND the yellow curtain,
there was a piece of glass, Miss Mary sat upon it,
and broke her little ASK me no more questions,
Tell me no more lies, the boys are in the bathroom,
Zipping up their FLIES are in the cities,
the bees are in the park, Miss Mary and her boyfriend
are kissing in the D-A-R-K D-A-R-K DARK DARK DARK!

woohoo!