"friends"

With your attitude, your extremely low trigger for getting pissed off, your lack of ability to listen to anyone else's POV, and your your apathetic nature towards your so-called friends, don't be surprised to find yourself without any close friends in 10 years.  Colleagues, maybe.  Colleagues that can stand you, few and far in between.  Friends, HA!!!  and you wonder why you haven't ever had a significant other.

ya, i'm an evil bitch, but only to those who deserve it and/or aren't my friends.  i treat my friends incredibly well and no one can doubt how loyal i am to them.  You on the other hand, are an evil bitch who treats friends badly as well.  good luck in the future.  it was nice knowing ya and i hope never to hang out with you and only you ever again.  I've given you enough chances to prove that you're worthy of my friendship.