omfg

the temperature is finally, maybe, coming down on TUESDAY!  fucking hell.  TWO fucking weeks over 30!  and its finally gonna be apparently 27 fucking degrees on tuesday.  but we all know how the Chinese gov't LIES through their crooked ass teeth.  yes, i still hate it here, despite my awesome day yesterday.  the best day in Beijing so far!!! 

I went to Temple of Heaven yesterday morning, by myself when it wasn't so crowded.  it was ok.  I even asked someone to take a picture of me (i don't like asking other ppl... plus i don't trust ppl with my DSLR)... actually, they asked ME to take a picture of THEM, i just asked them to return the favour.  :D  see, i don't like aksing ppl.  :P

anyway, afterwards, i sat on a park bench in the shade playing my ds while waiting for Nigel/Jay to call me and tell me their plans.  an hour later... Nigel called and i went over to their hotel.... Jay showed up 10min after i got there.  it was a funny story that i won't go into here cuz its too long and its not about me.  blah.

then we went shopping!  I like shopping with guys!!!!!!  i had a lot of fun, despite the fact that i got yelled at a lot.  Some of the convos between me and the store owners cuz they're sorry ass bitches and because i'm NOT white:

1) *me walking away after asking how much it is*
   bitch: "why aren't u buying it??  why????"
   me: "because its TOO fake"
   bitch: "everything here is fake!!"
   me: "yours looks TOO fake!!"
   bitch: "well you're stupid cuz everything here is fake!"
   *me ignoring her while she continually yells at me and thinking she makes no fucking sense... i said "too fake" fuck ass!!!*  i fucking hate chinese people*.

2) *me walking away*
   bitch: "why are you not buying it?!?!?!"
   me: "too expensive"
   bitch: "THIS is too expensive for you??  You shouldn't shop here then!  go to the third floor!" (we were on the 2nd floor)

3) *me walking away*
   bitch: "why aren't you buying this???"
   me: "its bad quality"
   bitch: *bitch bitch bitch* then, "If you have so much money, then go to _____!!!" (___ = somewhere in ebijing where, i assume, they sell expensive stuff, real stuff)

4) *me walking away*
   bitch: "what are you doing?  why are you walking away???"
   me: "i don't like it"
   bitch: "you looked at it for that LONG and then realized you don't like it???  what the hell is wrong with you?  are you blind???"

5) *me walking away*
   bitch: "i told u!  60!  why are u not buying it!!!"
   me: "because i said 50"
   bitch: *starts yelling at me in ENGLISH cuz she saw me with white guy and brown guy!*
   me: *in chinese* "why are you talking to me in English?  to show off your English??  I'm speaking to you in Chinese, you should use Chinese to respond!" 
   [i finally got the last word!!!]

You just can't go right with these fucking morons.  But its only in these malls where a lot of tourists go (the malls where non-tourists go, people don't yell at u if u don't wanna buy it).  People in these malls are mean old hags who really need to get some.  Some girls were nice, but mostly were very very not nice.  Some of their English was also very very good!!  I was rather impressed!!! 

Also, when they see a white person (brown just doesn't cut it!), then LATCH ON like leeches!  we couldn't even get the store owner's attention when there was a white person in the store.  it was retarded!!  Nigel and I were laughing cuz hey, that white guy was our friend and there was no way he was gonna make a purchase here, in fact he's the one that asked to go in to scope out prices for him!!  Our white firend was even asked if he needed a GIRLFRIEND, amongst pens, shoes, hats, etc etc!!  seriously, if you're white, you'll love China - cuz you'll be a fucking GOD and everyone will love you.  If you're brown, well, it doesn't help you.... and if you're Chinese, u just get stepped on, yelled at, spat on.  Why are Chinese people such self-haters???  what the hell is wrong with them?????  seriously, what the FUCK is wrong with them???  Someone PLEASE explain!!!! 

After shopping, we cabbed back to the hotel, where Jay took a nap, Nigel and I played with cameras, and then we left for the XinJiang Muslim restaurant that my coz took me to before.  The boys liked it, so yay!!!!  :D  that's two for two re: restaurants i bring friends to and they really like it!!  :D

Nigel and I went to HouHai afterwards while the other boys went to the hotel and napped before clubbing again.  We had a drink, had interesting convo, and then i went home... :(  (50yuan cab ride!!!!  ahhhh!!!  stupid beijing subway closing so freaking early!!!)

anyway, i wish the boys an awesome 8 days in Japan!  and hope they had good food and fun in Beijing.  :D  (not that i like it here... they know that... everyone knows that!)