life tips

tip one: do not "discipline" your 2 year old child by HIDING from him.  esp not in the middle of a crowded children's hospital when lots of people are around simply staring at the screaming boy, because he'll just get MORE confused at all the strange faces, like mine, when i stooped down and asked him where his mommy was.  i don't care if he was doing something "bad", him screaming his head off means he's scared because he doesn't know where his mommy is, and hundreds of ppl zooming past him doesn't help matters!!!  amazing though how, with of ALL of the doctors, nurses, parents and alike whizzing by, no one else knelt down to talk to the screaming boy.  HELLO!!!  u're a children's hospital, u shouldn't be scared of children, even if they are screaming!

tip two: do not sexually abuse your physically and/or mentally challenged child.  (real life stat: by the time they are 18, up to 50% of physically and/or mentally challenged children have been sexually abused [ i.e. fondled, or worse, raped]; hard to believe, i know.  i was in shock too, and in disgust at how these supposed "parents" live with themselves ... they should be shot.  capital punishment should be brought back just for them and other child abusers like them)

tip three: when i hand you your hungry wailing newborn, whom i canNOT feed as my boobies do not produce any milk since i've never had a baby, hold your goddam arms out to receive your goddam baby!!  muffin, or screaming baby that came out of YOUR coochie - which is more important?  hmmmm...

tip four: always, ALWAYS, check with a nurse before talking to a patient who has the word "pallative" written next to her name on the board... bad munkee, bad!!!  ... poor baby.  in my defence, mommy looked fine, as did baby.  baby was moving too.  but baby had massive brain swelling, and it indeed was in pallative care... d'oh!  sorry... i feel bad... (and three other babies today were severely sick... one to sick kids, the others to level 3 NICU... completely abnormal breathing, abdominal growth of some sort, and smt else i forgot)

tip five: don't name your child "family tree" ... i know (now) that it's a great name and was used a lot in 1930s china, but as someone who knows english, leehom, u should've convinced your father (or whoever named ur poor nephew) otherwise!!!