Urban Dictionary

This Urban Dictionary thing is pretty cool! i finally know what Leehom was talking about in his song! still dunno how he possibly knew what these words were, but anyway...
Let me explain:

1. "iced up spreewell dubs" - had to ask serena about this (like, 2 yrs ago), and she said that "ice" means blingbling diamond stuff. but "spreewell dubs", no idea! to UD i go. ... So, "spreewell" is a wheel that keeps on "spinning" when stopped, and "dub" are 20" rims! ... so "spreewell dubs" is like those rims on those taxis that say "hotels.com" in Toronto! hahaaa! only, more gangsta-y, and the opposite! :P

2. "... judged by the size of my knot" - what's a knot?? ... i thought it meant LH's *cough* crotch area, but that doesn't make sense! ... to UD i go. ... apparently, i wasn't THAT off in one definition, which was the "swollen area of a Canines penis", but i dun think any gangsters would be judged by the size of their dog's weewee... so i scrolled down, and aha! it finally made sense:

A wad of money; a stack of cash you keep in your pocket.
Bills can be folded, clipped, held by a rubberband etc. Preferably $100s if you plan on spending.

i also liked this definition of my name, mimi, on UD:

1. a small asian that likes to tell stories with no point.

... i think that describes me pretty well... *sigh* ... i tell lotsa stories with no point! much like my entire blog!! :P haha!
the other definitions of mimi include a "word to define a wonderful friend. Sweet, funny, sarcastic, but GREAT and beautiful", and "ears" in japanese, and "to sleep" in Mexican slang. it also means "boobs" in chinese, supposedly, 'cept that it doesn't!!!!! at least, not in mando, not in Shanghainese, and not in canto either! so i dunno what 'chinese' they're talking about! ho well!