What are the chances?!

... of TWO of my ex's (i haven't had that many) asking for FB confirmation on the same day, within 5 minutes of each other! and no, they do not know each other, nor would they EVER fall in the same circle of friends! weird... i confirmed the one that i actually talk to about once or twice a year, and the other can only see my limited profile, like that bitch who stole my picture without asking nor giving me credit.

talking (typing) about pictures, i posted that watermelon heart picture of mine on Flickr, and someone from the "i [heart] you" group asked if he can post my picture in his group! kewl! of course i approved. it's awesome when others appreciate ur 'artwork,' i.e. photographs. :D yay!

no segway now, only into one of the best pieces of news i've ever gotten (that i got two weeks ago, but now my parents finally know so i can finally share it!) - my cousin got divorced from ugly bitch! for those who've known me for awhile now, u have surely heard my 'ugly bitch' stories. well, be glad that she has finally asked my cousin for a divorce, and he has finally divorced that whore! my cousin is one of the best looking, most successful, nicest, most educated, and most down-to-earth guys in the world (he's a bit racist, but so is everyone else in china... i can't say i can't blame him, cuz i can, but i'll overlook it this time since he is family). basically, he's one of the best catches any girl in china will EVER find. (honestly, he's comparable to Leehom - now THAT is saying a lot!) AND we come from a top notch background. honestly, not many ppl can beat our background/education/"class".... and what is she? let's see, father is an ex-con, mother thought that she was queen b/c of her manchurian bkg but she *cough* obviously wasn't! meanwhile, the daughter was too stupid to get into high school, and instead went to "modelling school" where she did pretty badly because she was and is really really ugly. Oh, and she worked as a pimp for the years leading up to meeting my cousin. ... ... match made in heaven? ... more like HELL! ... for 7 years, my cousin lived with the fear of being murdered (literally, no exageration) by his father-in-law if he ever "hurt" his wife. i.e. divroced her, cheated on her, didn't give her all of his money to spend on whatever the fuck she wanted to spend it on while having to borrow money from his retired parents to pay for the FOOD that he eats outside of the home. (my cousin earns more money [in Cdn funds] than pretty much all doctors and judges in canada, btw) that was his life, for seven years. and now, finally, she cheated on him (speculation), and asked for a divorce. she got the house in downtown beijing (hot property!), and the brand new Santa Fe. but money is trivial to my cousin - he finally has his freedom back! and we couldn't be happier for him!! our entire family hated her. and now we're all so relieved! we're ecstatic. we all have smiles on our faces again when we talk about him, instead of a "dang, what did he do to his life" face. and him? well, he was sad for about a month. but now, he's relieved too. he's happy. he's happy that the match made in hell is over and that he's free. FINALLY!