So um... wangleehom.com (his official website... [honestly, the graphics/layout isn't impressive at all... no offence to the ppl running it]) has a new message board, where u can leave messages for LH.... I guess all of the fans think Leehom is probably better at reading English than Chinese, so they like to leave English messages... If Leehom's anything like me, then he'd just skipped over the Chinese ones, and TRY to decode the English ones. But that won't do him much good either! Don't know what i mean? well, here's a sample of what some people wrote. ... I know, i'm the biggest bitch in the world, and i shouldn't make fun of these people... i mean, at least they're trying right? but it's too hilarious slash horrendous... so here it is!!! (oh, and btw, who does NOT know that the online "translators" translate literally, so any and all figures of speech do not work?? anyone? put up ur hand, confess already! ... and hey, Ade checked over my french for the Montreal page)
Sample 1:
Dear elder brother leehom: The first, Happy Birthday to you! And wishes everything is smooth for you! Anticipates your new special edition to be allowed a step of on newstair. I continuously believed you can bring the Chinese people musicto the world, and your music continuously all affects and is inspiringus, very is really arrogant for you, refuels! My English is not good, forgive please
Sample 2 (the more "omg, what?!" one):
LeeHom: Refuels! Is willing your new phonograph record to be allowed greatlytobuy! Must pay attention to the body! Also must be always smiles! Finally wishes your Happy Birthday, enterprise love double abundantharvest!
*cough* say WHAT?!?!?
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wt? this is why i never really use them.. i just use them to get words like ohhh prostate and clinical breast exam and mammograms.. but everything else is like me and my brain thinking up words. *sigh* i gotta write more letters in chinese for work soon too before i leave probably.
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