Sunday, December 2, 2007

fuck snow

i fucking hate snow.

it's a genuine WASTE of my precious time. it breaks backs, causes numerous vehicle collisions, and causes heart attacks and deaths. i fucking hate snow.

if snow were a person, i'd wish upon him the cruellest, sickest, most hideous, most disturbing and most disgusting murder to ever befall human kind. i fucking hate snow.

Global warming? BRING IT ON! screw the polar bears - are they REALLY that critical to this planet?? screw the flooded cities - move more in-land, easy! screw the malaria - put on DEET. i hate snow. i absolutely fucking HATE snow.

2 comments:

  1. It's most likely global warming that will create more unpredictable and more massive storms.

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  2. as long as the massive storms aren't here, i don't give a crap. that's what insurance is for.

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