Penises

I played with penises today.  Oh wait, no, just one penis. 

But multiple times. 

And i was very good...
success was measured by whether or not it shot gross liquids at you.
It shot at me everytime, after the first time. 

I'm great with my hands.  ;)

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Dude, what are YOU thinking!!!

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Foley insertion is fun!  (maybe not so much for the patient him/herself)
I'm also very good at knot tying and suturing.  I'm doing one-handed knots now, i skipped the two-handed one all together... Instrument knot, vertical mattress, horizontal mattress - all mastered!  and i'm apparently a great teacher too, for those things.  :D  surgery is starting out well, i guess.  I hope i actually get to do these things on real ppl.