i wrote this last night, sent it, and it bounced back... grrrr...
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wow, i can get internet access in the bathroom! weird....
as i was driving to scarb town to get Jinhyung's xmas gift (i lied ade, i'm not done! i thought i'd already gotten it, but i was wrong...), i realized this (AGAIN): MOST DRIVERS SUCK!
so, here's my proposal of changes to the rules of the road and traffic rules and everything having to do with driving and rules and stuff, for if i were the minister of transportation:
1. Change the age of driving to 18 or higher. and make the G test HARDER! i.e. u can't pass if u're a dumbass! OR, have a camera in the car for whenever the test driver is driving, for a total of at least 1hr driving time, to see how they ACTUALLY drive on an everyday basis!!! and do this for all of the continental United States and the rest of Canada, as dumbass tourists piss me off too.
2. make traffic lights synchronized for the MAJOR roads! not for the tiny little residential roads while the backups on McCowan, Eglinton or Warden, or any other major road grows!
3. If pedestrians get hit when jaywalking, or if they don't push the light at crosswalks when it's dark and they're wearing dark clothing, then THEY should pay for the damages to the car!!!!!!!!! and the psychological treatments that the poor driver will have to undergo!!!
4. bad drivers should be banned from the road at rush hour.
5. really bad drivers should have their faces smashed in by my car. (dan's original idea. i'm copying him. i give dan credit and agree a hundred percent)
6. asian women drivers must go through an extra 3 tests. by instructors who are trained in REAL LIFE driving, not just the "follow the rules" driving! and btw, the test should not involve parking. people should not fail for going over the speed limit by 5 to 10. people SHOULD fail for not looking, not checking blindspots, not noticing anything and everything, and cutting people off, making other ppl brake, etc etc etc... (i got cut off this morning by this fucking dumbass retarded fucking chinese woman! i honked for a full 10seconds! i was sooooooooooo pissed! she was turning right, into my lane, and i was going straight at 65! i had to literally SLAM on the brake!!! GOD! she should be shot. dumbass cow. and she didn't wave sorry or nothing.)
7. asian old men must go thorugh an extra 2 tests. see #6.
8. there should be minimum speed limits on roads.
9. if you don't drive staggered for more than a minute under non-traffic jam conditions, then ur car should automatically drive u home cuz u obviously don't know how to drive.
10. in december, due to xmas shoppers, ALL stupid drivers must be banned from the road, ESPECIALLY on weekends. and ESPECIALLY in malls!! they must all take the subway.
... that's all for now... i'll come up with more rules later..
met with PI today. feeling better now. phew!!!!
got lots more to do... adios!
as i was driving to scarb town to get Jinhyung's xmas gift (i lied ade, i'm not done! i thought i'd already gotten it, but i was wrong...), i realized this (AGAIN): MOST DRIVERS SUCK!
so, here's my proposal of changes to the rules of the road and traffic rules and everything having to do with driving and rules and stuff, for if i were the minister of transportation:
1. Change the age of driving to 18 or higher. and make the G test HARDER! i.e. u can't pass if u're a dumbass! OR, have a camera in the car for whenever the test driver is driving, for a total of at least 1hr driving time, to see how they ACTUALLY drive on an everyday basis!!! and do this for all of the continental United States and the rest of Canada, as dumbass tourists piss me off too.
2. make traffic lights synchronized for the MAJOR roads! not for the tiny little residential roads while the backups on McCowan, Eglinton or Warden, or any other major road grows!
3. If pedestrians get hit when jaywalking, or if they don't push the light at crosswalks when it's dark and they're wearing dark clothing, then THEY should pay for the damages to the car!!!!!!!!! and the psychological treatments that the poor driver will have to undergo!!!
4. bad drivers should be banned from the road at rush hour.
5. really bad drivers should have their faces smashed in by my car. (dan's original idea. i'm copying him. i give dan credit and agree a hundred percent)
6. asian women drivers must go through an extra 3 tests. by instructors who are trained in REAL LIFE driving, not just the "follow the rules" driving! and btw, the test should not involve parking. people should not fail for going over the speed limit by 5 to 10. people SHOULD fail for not looking, not checking blindspots, not noticing anything and everything, and cutting people off, making other ppl brake, etc etc etc... (i got cut off this morning by this fucking dumbass retarded fucking chinese woman! i honked for a full 10seconds! i was sooooooooooo pissed! she was turning right, into my lane, and i was going straight at 65! i had to literally SLAM on the brake!!! GOD! she should be shot. dumbass cow. and she didn't wave sorry or nothing.)
7. asian old men must go thorugh an extra 2 tests. see #6.
8. there should be minimum speed limits on roads.
9. if you don't drive staggered for more than a minute under non-traffic jam conditions, then ur car should automatically drive u home cuz u obviously don't know how to drive.
10. in december, due to xmas shoppers, ALL stupid drivers must be banned from the road, ESPECIALLY on weekends. and ESPECIALLY in malls!! they must all take the subway.
... that's all for now... i'll come up with more rules later..
met with PI today. feeling better now. phew!!!!
got lots more to do... adios!
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today... (thursday):
maybe it's only in scarboro that these dumbass cows exist?? let's hope so. there seriously aren't as many retards in richmond hill or toronto... not to be cocky, but i think i might be the best asian woman driver in scarboro. annie's a good driver, and kat's a good driver too - both speed and know defensive driving skills. i like speeders, i.e. 10 over, not 30 over!!!
oh ya, one more rule: fobs, esp. young chinese fobs with too much money from mommy and daddy, should be banned from driving period. cuz they obviously paid their driving test instructor person shitloads of money to pass.
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